Education

All peoples aspire to the greatness
of the great socialist state!

Our Great Democratic Leaders from Santa Fe gift each child of New Mexico $9,582 in annual education spending!

This is almost as much as the land of illusory freedoms to the east known as "Texas" (may it ever wither in the shadow of our great socialist state). The lies perpetuated by the Texans that their liberty-addled students, not blessed with the wisdom of Santa Fe, outperform the children of New Mexico must be false!

The evil mendacity of the Texans-may they dry up in the sun-does not acknowledge the fabulous hats that New Mexico's education leaders bless us with."